TAS 1000 Lyrics

Birthday
Krysha's birthday, happy birthday (repeated constantly)
So it's Graham calling
It's, uh, Wednesday night
Krysha's birthday, happy birthday Krysha
Krysha's birthday, happy birthday Krysha
Uh, Wednesday night
Krysha's birthday, happy birthday Krysha
And hello to everyone there
And uh,
hello to everyone there
And there,
and uh, there
and uh, there
And I'll try again tomorrow night
on Thursday
And again, have a happy, again have a happy birth
Again have a happy
Again have a happy birth
Again have a happy birthday Krysha
Hi guys
to Krysha and hello to everyone there

----- Guitar stum + piano ---

Birthday (repeated)
Hi, just time to check if there was somebody there who was having a birthday


I Am A Truly Fully Licensed Hairstylist

I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist

I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist


I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist


I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist

Hello Marta and Asha and everybody in the whole Leskard household
This is A.J Whalen
And I just want to say
Thank you Marta and Asha I appreciate your help
I have passed my examination
I'm so excited
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist
I've got to calm down and phone some more people, and tell them I did it!

Ok, thanks so much, so very very much
Thanks, so much, so very very much
Thanks, so much, so very very much
Thanks, so much, so very very much

Thank you Marta and Asha
Marta and Asha
And everybody in the whole Leskard household
This is A.J Whalen
This is A.J. Whalen
A.J Whalen
A.J Wh-
A.J Wha-
This is A.J Whalen and I
Everybody in the whole Leskard household
Thank you Marta
Thank you Marta and
Marta  and Ash
Thank you Marta
Hello Marta and Asha and everybody in the Leskard household


I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist


I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I have passed my examination
I am a truly fully licensed hairstylist

Ok, I'm excited
But I've gotta' calm down now
And call some more people
And tell them I did it!
Ok, thanks, so much, so very very much

Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye
Have an awesome day, bye bye

I'm so excited
So excited
I am truly
So excited
I'm so excited
So excited
So excited
So excited
Passed my

Thank you Marta and Asha
Thank you
Thank
Thank
So happy
Hello

Trully fully licensed hairstylist


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Irrigation

Hi, my name's Francine and I'm phoning from Hills Irrigation
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall
We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation


We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall

We did your scriptured blowout last fall
Last fall
Last fall


I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October



I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October


I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October


I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October


I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October


I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October


I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October



















I'm calling to ask if we can book Paul
If we can book Paul in October

Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation
Irrigation

(note: It could be spelled 'Paul' or 'Pall', can be different', also it may be 'scriptured', 'scripted', 'prescripted' or 'scripted', if you know the official, please contact http://facebook.com/TAS1000fans or leave a comment)

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6 comments:

  1. Irrigation's lyrics! PLEASE!!!! I have spent FAR TO LONG trying to work out the first few lines.

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  2. It's "sphincter" blowout.

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  3. got the lyrics for any other tas 1000 songs? like I'm at 9933?

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    1. and what about before you leave

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  4. Where are the original voice messages?

    Please look for them

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